これが私です。

Photo

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:16:26 -0700

nosdrinker: autocorrect needs to stop capitalizing “omg” i’m not that excited

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:15:18 -0700

nosdrinker:

autocorrect needs to stop capitalizing “omg” i’m not that excited

internetexplorers: i wish i was really small so i could sleep on a pretty little flower like a...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:12:53 -0700

internetexplorers:

i wish i was really small so i could sleep on a pretty little flower like a venus fly trap so it’d eat me and i would die (◡‿◡✿)

Photo

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:11:52 -0700

me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:11:18 -0700

me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore

What girls say: I'm fine

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:09:46 -0700

What girls say: I'm fine
What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst

-I already know THIS is definitely how its going to go down. So you better grab me a glass anyways.

maleteen: if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:07:22 -0700

maleteen:

if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break their body

"I love her and that’s the beginning and end of everything."

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:40:19 -0700

“I love her and that’s the beginning and end of everything.”

- F. Scott Fitzgerald about Zelda Fitzgerald in a letter to a friend dated Febuary 1920 (via larmoyante)

slanting: untitled by super ape on Flickr.

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:39:35 -0700

slanting:

untitled by super ape on Flickr.

oomshi: i’m going to glue 1,000 cotton balls onto my body so i can finally become a cloud

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:23:31 -0700

oomshi:

i’m going to glue 1,000 cotton balls onto my body so i can finally become a cloud

my mom: you do realize that one day you will have to pay for all your own things

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:23:18 -0700

my mom: you do realize that one day you will have to pay for all your own things
me: yes but today is not that day

05.17.2013 너무 좋아♥

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:21:00 -0700

05.17.2013

너무 좋아♥

Despite everything, I really enjoyed being at the beach with...

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:20:11 -0700

Despite everything, I really enjoyed being at the beach with you. The experience was beautiful&warm.

cyberbullys: conor-cymex: mydogsnokes: i will not buy flowers for a girl because flowers are...

Sat, 18 May 2013 12:02:33 -0700

cyberbullys:

conor-cymex:

mydogsnokes:

i will not buy flowers for a girl because flowers are stupid and worthless and they die like really fast. get a girl a rock. rocks are strong. rocks don’t die after 2 days

diamond

the word you’re looking for is diamond

no a rock

renlybaratheeon: you don’t know true agony unless you’ve gone from watching 5 seasons in 2 days to...

Sat, 18 May 2013 12:02:09 -0700

renlybaratheeon:

you don’t know true agony unless you’ve gone from watching 5 seasons in 2 days to 1 episode a week

internet-slang: Whenever people are mean or rude I just want to get a spray bottle and be like “no...

Sat, 18 May 2013 11:53:38 -0700

internet-slang:

Whenever people are mean or rude I just want to get a spray bottle and be like “no bad person stop being mean no” and just spray them with water

When you play a song for a friend & they don't like it

Sat, 18 May 2013 11:41:17 -0700

lolzpicx:

hitlersbreastmilk: hello mr president i would like to buy america for 4 goats

Sat, 18 May 2013 11:40:28 -0700

hitlersbreastmilk:

hello mr president i would like to buy america for 4 goats

i hate when applications are like “why do you want to work here” because i need money what do you...

Sat, 18 May 2013 11:40:04 -0700

i hate when applications are like “why do you want to work here”

because i need money

what do you want me to say omfg

I HAVE A PASSION FOR FROZEN YOGURT

- me applying to Pharm School

if you ever think that you’ve made a big mistake, just remember that in 1788 the Austrian army...

Sat, 18 May 2013 11:39:06 -0700

if you ever think that you’ve made a big mistake, just remember that in 1788 the Austrian army attacked itself and lost 10,000 men